- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Knock knock.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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