- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

ever tried african food? they neither

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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