What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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autistic kids rock

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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