- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Neither did she.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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