Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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