What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Wenis Penis

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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hey guys im gay

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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