How's the weather? Good.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Please don't shoot me

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Hi.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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