- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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