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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What hurts like hell? HELL

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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