- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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