Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Happy Monday!

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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