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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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