A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Your Mom The End.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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