haha black people :D

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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what are you mike bibby?

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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