A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Homo say what?

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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