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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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