And you honored it I see :P

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Where's my baby??

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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