Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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