- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Happy Monday!

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

I was watching Fox news.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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