Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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