Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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