- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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