- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

what you get time to go with? - a clock

what happened to your carpool? they died.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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