What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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I'm so punny.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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