It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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