- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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