If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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