- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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