A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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