- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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