- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

France had one revolution

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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