Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Anti Joke

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