How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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