- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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