- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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