What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Rylan Clark

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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