- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A lot eh?

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Beka has AIDS

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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