- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Two women were sitting quietly.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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