Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

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