- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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