In soviet Russia...things are different

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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