Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Jersey Shore.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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