Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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