Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Knock Know! Come in!

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the game

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Pickles are powerful

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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