- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

guess what>? your mum lol

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why? Why not?

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