- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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