What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I love pissing people off :P

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Neither did she.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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