- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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