- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

A storm be brewin!

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

I was watching Fox news.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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