Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Women's Rights

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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