- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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