A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Knock knock, COME IN!

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

you know whats not funny white boards.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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