A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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LOL

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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