- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

No antijoke here.

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