9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Knock knock Fuck off!

9/11

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Justin Bieber

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Anti Joke

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