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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

eh

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Good job, son.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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