A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

read this sentence again.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Anti Joke

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