I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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