- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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