- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Andoni was here

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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