- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

George W. Bush

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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