- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What? Huh?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What's 2+2? Fish

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

A baby seal walks into a club.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

I like that, but why am I happy?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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