- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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