The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

child labor

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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