- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What? Huh?

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What's 2+2? Fish

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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