I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Jokes Ki Duniya

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Women's professional sports

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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