knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Anti Joke

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