- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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