- Anti Joke

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?