- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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