How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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John Cena

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Diarrhea

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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