- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

binladin walks into the american seals

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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