- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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