- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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