- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Brain fart

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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