Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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