- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

I agree to the terms and conditions

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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