- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Connor is homosexuaI

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Justin Bieber.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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