A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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