- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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