What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Justin with a hat.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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