- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

I love pissing people off :P

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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