- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

can you touch your toes? no

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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