- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Penis

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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