Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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