What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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America

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No

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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12/23/2012

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Anti Joke

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