- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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