Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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i hate non minorities!

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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