Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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HELLO EVERYONE

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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