Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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