Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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You were born.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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