Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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