- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

how do you call someone? use a phone

Roses are flowers.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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