How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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test

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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