- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

123 f*ck off

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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