Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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