- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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