- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Women deserve equal rights.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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