- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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