- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

What's red and has wheels? A red car

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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