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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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