- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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