- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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