Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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