Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

rent a cops

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Whose your daddy? Not me

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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