- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Gay rights.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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