- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Hail Hitler

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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