- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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