what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

my penis

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What does two plus two equal? 4

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Anti Joke

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