- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Roses are flowers.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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