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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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