Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

how much fish could a chicken

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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