- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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