- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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