- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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