Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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