Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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