I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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p lkl

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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