what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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