- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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