In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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