- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??