- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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