- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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