A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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My Nan, that is all.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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