- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

So these two girls have a cup .

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

A Fat Kenyan

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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