- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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