- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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