Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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