- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Sex

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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