Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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