- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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