- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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