- Anti Joke

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's stupid a light bulb.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.