Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Where's my baby??

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

mitchell palmer sucks

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Womens rights.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Q- Why? A- Why not?

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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