- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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