What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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