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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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