I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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what are you mike bibby?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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