- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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