- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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