- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Jersey Shore.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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