Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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