What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Fat? Jesse Z

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Tony Romo

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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