- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

why am I writing this...im bored

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Poker? I barely even know her.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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