- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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