- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Antijokes...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

poopy is poopy

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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