- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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