- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

civil rights

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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