Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Anti Joke

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