What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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This is an anti- joke

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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