Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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