- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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