- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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