- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Whats brown a sticky, shit

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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