- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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