A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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