why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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