- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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